Friday, October 2, 2009

home school.


LOCATION :
Classroom (student acting a little creepy...breating like a dragon - talking to a student adjacent to her...)

Dragon Girl : I'm going to cut your backpack and drink the yellow blood.

Normal Girl : Ummm....Okay?

Dragon Girl : Then I might wrap the bananas around your bones... (voice gets a little more high pitched and quivers a bit)

Normal Girl : (raises hand and is called on by teacher - just as confused as the students) Um...Teacher...I think she needs to be home schooled.



Thursday, April 2, 2009

you can't touch this...


LOCATION :
Lunchroom

Student : Hey, Kevin.

Teacher : Don't call me by my first name.

Student : Alright, Kevin.

Teacher : (hint of sarcasm) You call me that one more time, I'll punch you right in the face.

Student You can do that...that's adultery!

Friday, March 20, 2009

nerd fight.


LOCATION :
Bathroom (in stall...dropping some friends off by the pool)

Band Geek 1 : Man, that concert was awesome! It's a good thing we trombones were there. We totally rocked!

Band Geek 2 : Yeah, but the trumpets sounded a lot better than the trombones.

Band Geek 1 : No...trombones! (voices starting to raise and quiver a bit)

Band Geek 2 : Trumpets!

Band Geed 1 : TROMBONES!

Band Geek 2 : TRUMPETS!

(scuffle...scuffle...Band Geek #1 slams into the stall door)

Me : HEY!

Band Geek 1&2 (in unison) : Oh Crap!

Unidentified Band Geek : It's a teacher! Let's get outta here!