Friday, October 2, 2009
home school.
LOCATION : Classroom (student acting a little creepy...breating like a dragon - talking to a student adjacent to her...)
Dragon Girl : I'm going to cut your backpack and drink the yellow blood.
Normal Girl : Ummm....Okay?
Dragon Girl : Then I might wrap the bananas around your bones... (voice gets a little more high pitched and quivers a bit)
Normal Girl : (raises hand and is called on by teacher - just as confused as the students) Um...Teacher...I think she needs to be home schooled.
Thursday, April 2, 2009
you can't touch this...
LOCATION : Lunchroom
Student : Hey, Kevin.
Teacher : Don't call me by my first name.
Student : Alright, Kevin.
Teacher : (hint of sarcasm) You call me that one more time, I'll punch you right in the face.
Student You can do that...that's adultery!
Friday, March 20, 2009
nerd fight.
LOCATION : Bathroom (in stall...dropping some friends off by the pool)
Band Geek 1 : Man, that concert was awesome! It's a good thing we trombones were there. We totally rocked!
Band Geek 2 : Yeah, but the trumpets sounded a lot better than the trombones.
Band Geek 1 : No...trombones! (voices starting to raise and quiver a bit)
Band Geek 2 : Trumpets!
Band Geed 1 : TROMBONES!
Band Geek 2 : TRUMPETS!
(scuffle...scuffle...Band Geek #1 slams into the stall door)
Me : HEY!
Band Geek 1&2 (in unison) : Oh Crap!
Unidentified Band Geek : It's a teacher! Let's get outta here!
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